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Top 5 Drinks to Warm your Cockles!
So The winter is really setting in, its been below 10 degrees for over a week now. Its coming to the time of year where you sit in by the fire and drink to forget the weather. Here are 5 Drinks which will help you forget the pain and warm you from the inside out!
5. Hot Buttered Rum
Easily known this is an american favorite when you are drinking butter. This not only keeps you warm in the short term, the blubber which it creates will surely see you through the winter.
4. The Irish Coffee
An old favorite, especially welcome after a good feed. This baby will keep you toasty long into the night. The Hot coffee give you an immediate heat blast. Its whiskey heart gives it the kick!
3. Hot Port
Grandma’s old cough medicine. Clearly this is the secret to long life as it is drank exclusively by women in their 80′s. Neck one of these babies and extend your life while you warm up.
2. Mulled Wine
Served up like moonshine, from a pot on the cooker. I’m convinced the purpose of mulled wine is to get rid of the herbs and spices the cook has left over in the cupboard, but nonetheless: its like drinking a woolly jumper!
1. Hip flask full of Whisky
At the top of the pile is the Hipflask full of any kind of whisky. This will keep you warm in a blizzard. Keep it on you at all times during the winter. Any Remeber to share it with those with you, swineflu be damned!