Meet the Drunks

The Sensible Drunk

At first when you meet the sensible drunk he seems to be sober, he is a few pints in and a little looser than usual but only a slight wobble when leaving go of his hold on the bar while heading to the gents gives him away.

The Fun Drunk

The Fun Drunk is the life and soul of the party. Often a fun drunk will seem to appear from nowhere and start the party, hes here, hes there, hes is everyones buddy! Everyone loves The Fun Drunk!

The Loud Drunk

The Loud Drunk has had a couple too many and has lost the link between his mouth and ears, he will often be heard shouting into some poor girl’s ear saying “FANCY A DRINK BABY?” When he is not shouting, he can be seen on the dancefloor (either real or imagined) giving it socks to whatever happens to be playing or shouting at the DJ to put something “GOOD” on.

The Fucked Up Drunk

The Fucked Up Drunk is either on the floor or on the way there. The most basic activities such as standing and peeing without spinning around become a real problem. Fights over more drink and the possibility of food are common. No Trace of the night will be left in the mind of the Fucked Up drunk, the only reminder will be the pool of vomit he surely has left somewhere between the club and home(or wherever he wakes).